Saturday, May 2, 2009

Great RP of the day!

Dispatcher "911 what's the address of your emergency"?
RP "I'M ACTUALLY ON THE ROAD."
Dispatcher "Where are you now"?
RP "[caller says where she's at]"
Dispatcher "I have officers in [that city], I need to know where you are."
RP "Just send them to [where I am]...I want this guy in trouble"
Dispatcher "you want me to just send an officer to [where you are]."
RP "Yes this guy is harassing me and it's bull shit."
Dispatcher "I can't just have the officers hope to find you, I need and address"
RP gives address
RP to Suspect "I called the cops, now you're gonna be in trouble"
Dispatcher "HEY I WANT YOU TO SEPERATE YOURSELF FROM THIS PERSON NOW"
RP "Fine I'm going to WalMart" CLICK

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