HE'S WEARING WHAT???

DISPATCHER: 911 What is the address of your emergency?

CALLER: Okay, I am not drunk, I am not high, I am not crazy?

(By this time I was thinking GREEEAAAAT!!)

DISPATCHER: Okay, what is the address?

CALLER: It is up the Canyon...

DISPATCHER: Where up the Canyon?

CALLER: About a mile above the Campground on the main road

DISPATCHER: What is the problem?

CALLER: Well.......there is a male and a female in the road.

DISPATCHER: Okay, what are they doing.

CALLER: Well the male is riding the female across the road and I am afraid that they are going
to get hit.

DISPATCHER: He is doing what?

CALLER: The female is down on all fours and the male is riding her like a horse across the road.

DISPATCHER: Okay......So what are they wearing?

CALLER: Well the female is dressed in all black and

DISPATCHER: Okay and what is the male dressed in?

CALLER: Weeellll......he has a colorful turban and a whip.

DISPATCHER: He is wearing what?????

CALLER: He has a colorful turban and a whip in his hand.

DISPATCHER: Okay sir we will get a deputy up there as soon as we can.

This happened end of September beginning of October of last year. I still get razzed about it to this day.