A younger male called 911 and advised he was being chased through the wilderness by someone. I asked him where he started into the wilderness from and he said "Boston".
When I asked who was chasing him, he said it was his therapist. (this just keeps getting better)
He didn't know where he was because he wasn't from Le-Hee.
He finally revealed that he was hiding behind a house across from a gas station.
(Maybe if your from Boston, downtown [city] is the wilderness)
It turns out he wasn't quite as crazy as I originally thought. He had been taken from his bedroom in Boston that morning to an outreach wilderness program in [city].
Boy, is he gonna be surprised when he sees what they really meant by wilderness.
When I asked who was chasing him, he said it was his therapist. (this just keeps getting better)
He didn't know where he was because he wasn't from Le-Hee.
He finally revealed that he was hiding behind a house across from a gas station.
(Maybe if your from Boston, downtown [city] is the wilderness)
It turns out he wasn't quite as crazy as I originally thought. He had been taken from his bedroom in Boston that morning to an outreach wilderness program in [city].
Boy, is he gonna be surprised when he sees what they really meant by wilderness.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! And people in the woods wearing orange capes and spandex pants! And turban-wearing kinky sex riders!
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